Welcome

Welcome to Hair O’ The Dog Wine & Spirits, the coolest shop in the history of humanity. We’ve packed our site with tons of helpful information and a dash o’ fun. This is the place to:

• Find out what's happening at The Dog.
• Contact us, perhaps about some large prize that we've won, such as a Pulitzer.
• Check out our blog, Blog O' The Dog.
• Save big bucks on your purchases.
• Learn all about the stuff we sell.
• Place orders for over 25,000 beverage items.
• Plan my party with the Dog's Event Manager.
• Sign up to get The Dog Poop, our award-winning-quality newsletter, which unfortunately, as we went to press, had not yet won any awards.
• Apply to work at The Dog.
• Get recipes for your favorite drinks.
• Or, if you're not really into reading and stuff, you can just go straight to the jokes by checking out "Best of The Poop" on our Cool Media page.

Articles

Here at The Dog, we were all annoying, overly-talkative children. And we haven't outgrown it. We've got a lot to say. So much, in fact, that it can't all fit on this page. That's why we've put our articles here:

We Take Our Mouths Down South

World Wine vs. Authentic Wine - Who Cares?

Hazy, Late-Night Ruminations on Pricing

Confessions of a Wine Buyer

What We Learned During Our Tax-Deductible Trip to Europe

Wine Manipulation: Sin or Salvation?

Organic? Biodynamic? Sustainable?: Say What?

Underage Drinking: Let's Work Together to Solve the Problem